Tales of Relative Magick

I was a journalist, a club promoter, an underground party girl…  I owned a burlesque club in London, then a backpacking hostel in Thailand. 

Roughly four years ago, though, everything started to change… The rug was suddenly yanked from beneath me, as I toppled straight down the shamanic rabbit-hole … 

And, oh my Goddess. The plants and trees were all speaking to me: the forests were all enchanted. 

And Ayahuasca was calling me in; she was beckoning me over – and not just to dive into this world of magic fully, but to damn well come out and talk about it, too: of the spirits of the plants; of the powers of the Cosmos; of the stories of the stars and the skies…

Although the biggest purpose involved the Earth herself.

“We’re going back, she’d tell me, over and over. “We’re all going back to the Ancient Ways… To the Old, Pagan Ways. 

You know. You know…

So remember now, Karen. It’s time to remember.’

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Am I being cryptic? (Well, what do you expect? This is just the introduction…)

See, here’s the thing in a nutshell…

Divine Feminine energy is rising again, in all its creative, chaotic wildness. All our old societal structures are dying and collapsing… No more powers-that-be; no more huge corporations… 

No more oppression from the patriarchal ‘big guns’… 

(Just wait and see)…

The call is to go back now, to all our sacred rituals … to the wisdoms of our ancestors who have carried forth the jewels. 

Back to Ourselves, and back to Love. It’s time to ‘die’ now, my beauties.

We can all be Kings and Queens here – if we dare rise up in our power.

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So, let yourself be tempted into my world of magical medicines, and of sacred herbs, and the aliveness of the forests. Here, Kingdoms are re-awakening, and surrounding us all with their spells.

Let me talk about teas and decoctions, and potions. I’ll explain all about how astrology works – in no-nonsense terms – that will reveal all you’re made of (and blow up your minds). And I’ll pull you, too – right down to your darkness, and all your festering, secret Shadows. Here, we’ll dig deep inside your forgotten, hidden selves (uncovering glorious, terrifying Phoenixes and hidden pots of gold).

Oh, and of course. Let’s have fun and be naughty. Whoever said spirituality had to be serious? 

“Repent all your sins, and do as you’re told!!!!”

Ohhh, yes. 

(Well…  no more, my darlings. I’m sorry. No more….)

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So, just climb aboard my broomstick, why don’t you?

We’re going for a ride.